Well, the time has come for me to move (that’s M-O-V-E) into a house – MY house. And now I’m petrified almost to the point of paralysis. Me – a home owner? Never in a million years did I see this one coming (well, prior to 7 months ago, that is). I’m moving into my HOUSE next week. MY house. My HOUSE. I’m terrified almost to the point of becoming a blabbering, non-sensical fool. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING? HOW COULD YOU LET ME DO THIS? ME? A HOMEOWNER?
(**deep breath**) (Repeat)
I may need a brown paper bag. Anyone?